I have the sex drive of a potato.

I have the sex drive of a potato.

Commentary:
“Ah, the elusive ‘potato libido’ – reliable, consistent, and always ready to mash things up! 🥔💥 Who needs passion when you can have starch-filled satisfaction? Keep on being your spudtacular self!” 🤣🥔🚀

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