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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has downloaded:

People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

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Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has shared:

I think it’s time we acknowledged how incredibly stupid most super wealthy people are.

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I have heard that people without dogs have to pick up dropped food themselves.

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I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

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Sometimes I’m just so exhausted I have to go to bed and scroll my phone for the next 2-3 hours.

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Every morning I announce that Im going for a jog, but then I don’t go. It’s a running gag.