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"Ah, the art of keeping the brain busy by overanalyzing every possible catastrophe 🤯💭. Who needs Sudoku when you have worrying as a mental workout, am I right? 😂 #BrainGymnastics"

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Just a few more hours of scrolling, and then I will finally know.

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4 months ago

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A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

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5 months ago

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I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

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2 months ago

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So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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2 months ago

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I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

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2 months ago

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Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

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5 months ago

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55 shares on Slack this month:

I love it when strangers smile at me and I smile back, and we have that nice stranger smiling moment.

66 shares on Threads this month:

People would be more motivated to lose weight if the weight they lost went on to someone they didn’t like.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Everyone has these three colleagues: The one who is always cold. The one who is always hungry. The one who is always tired. I am everything in one.

87 shares on Twitch this month:

I am so lucky that I can’t tell the difference between a heartfelt compliment and sarcastic disdain. Life is much easier when you’re dumb.

91 shares on Discord this month:

Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

71 shares on Facebook this month:

And to think I survived a global pandemic for this.

33 shares on Facebook this month:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

13 shares on WeChat this month:

Welcome to your 40s: you get tired from sleeping now.

55 shares on Pinterest this month:

Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

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I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

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By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

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Everyone you know is fighting battles you don’t know about, except for my neighbor who just can not shut up about his battles.

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I absolutely loooooove getting in the bed. The excitement of finally laying down? Unmatched.

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You should be able to like an email instead of replying to it.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

I followed a diet but it didn’t follow me back, so I unfollowed it.

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“Ooh, you’ve caught the sun.” Translation: You look like you’ve been swimming in a volcano.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

I can cope well with most situations. Hearing someone smack is not one of them.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.

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Going viral on Slack:

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

Shared recently on TikTok:

These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with her.

Just landed via Discord:

“Baby on board” Okay, well, can you tell him to drive faster?

Trending via Slack:

Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.

Seen just now on Discord:

I don’t get treadmills, I mean if I walk I better reach somewhere.

Freshly posted on Slack:

“You just want an easy life.” Should I want a difficult one?

Freshly posted on TikTok:

What a lot of people don’t understand about mountain climbing is: don’t do that!

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Imagine being in the Trojan horse with the lads, pure darkness and giggling like hehehe

Trending via Slack:

It’s so unfair that saying “xd” is still socially acceptable, but only if you’re speaking Spanish.

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I keep my mind active by worrying.

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Just a few more hours of scrolling, and then I will finally know.

A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

I’m living in a parallel universe where I suck at parking.

So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

I want to be gangsta but my grandma said no.

Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute).

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