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"Ah, the art of keeping the brain busy by overanalyzing every possible catastrophe 🤯💭. Who needs Sudoku when you have worrying as a mental workout, am I right? 😂 #BrainGymnastics"

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Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

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2 months ago

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If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

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2 months ago

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Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

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2 months ago

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Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

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3 months ago

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If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

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3 months ago

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If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

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2 months ago

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85 shares on Twitch this month:

Babies invented being in a bad mood for no reason, and they continue to innovate in the field.

18 shares on Twitch this month:

In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

24 shares on YouTube this month:

I hope I don’t die of something stupid like old age, I want a piano to fall on my head.

62 shares on Messenger this month:

Took a break from social media because my cat was asleep on my phone.

79 shares on TikTok this month:

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

37 shares on Pinterest this month:

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m already sick of tomorrow.

17 shares on Threads this month:

When people say something is cray-cray it makes me wanna vom-vom.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

37 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I always need to pee, but it’s just because my heart is so big it pushes on my bladder.

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Someone from 🇧🇼 has bookmarked:

Hate how quietly iPhones die. At 5% it should start verbally begging for its life.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has viewed:

What do you mean it’s Monday? We just had Monday. This can’t be right.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute, forget the fruit.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday?

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

Sorry boys, but I’ve already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has viewed:

I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has shared:

Sometimes people just need you to be genuine with them, and I personally have no problem pretending to do that.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has downloaded:

Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has copied:

Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

You are the wind beneath my overly sensitive, motion-activated floodlight.

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Shared recently on TikTok:

IKEA products should be cheaper, I’m doing all the work here. It’s like ordering takeout food and still having to cook it when it arrives.

Going viral on Reddit:

Moving is legitimately one of the worst human experiences.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Don’t flirt with me. I’ll show up at your house and start eating all your snacks.

Trending via WeChat:

My best friend is married and buying a house. I ate popcorn for dinner.

Spotted on WeChat:

Petition to change the name of rice cakes to something else as they are 100% rice and 0% cake and I’m tired of all the gaslighting.

Trending via Facebook:

I get it, laundry, no one is doing me either.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Relationship status: I’m the only one wearing my hoodies.

Spotted on YouTube:

Stop asking a clown why he keeps acting like a clown, ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.

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I keep my mind active by worrying.

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

Dark mode changed me. White screens now feel like staring into the sun.

If you have nothing nice to say, I promise you that I’ll have something even worse to say back.

Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really make a difference.

Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

If your girlfriend doesn’t go a little psycho on you from time to time, then she’s not in love with you, sweetie.

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

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