I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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Ah, the great outdoor art exhibit—free of charge and perfectly positioned for the perfect “Wow, look at that!” moment. 🌳👀🚶‍♂️ Sometimes Mother Nature’s gallery is the best show in town. Just beware of the unexpected “art installations” from local birds! 🦜💩

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