I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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Even worse than a spider is a spider that just disappeared.

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Looking for someone to take to couples therapy and see how long it takes the therapist to notice we don’t know each other.

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If we’re not supposed to be snacking late at night why is there a light in the fridge?

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I think the worst part about the collapse of civilization will be all those people with no way to remove their braces.

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Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

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Of course, a wife can complain to her mother-in-law. She has every right to complain to the manufacturer.

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If you see me looking zoned out, it’s because I’m having a therapy session with myself in my head.

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I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

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There’s no filter on my pics or my thoughts. I’m just out here raw-dogging it.

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Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.