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  • I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.
  • My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.
  • If I had a bf, I’d be a gf.
  • This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.
  • Pomegranates are worth the mess.
  • I’ve had so much tea trying to get rid of this cold that I’m now speaking with a British accent and am fascinated with the Royal family.