I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen. Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, yes, the rare and elusive 'kids who listen' – quite the mythical creature indeed, rumored to be even more mysterious than a unicorn that pays its bills on time!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops. My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met. Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything? Ever think vampires just lied about hating garlic, now we’re just out here seasoning ourselves for them? Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.
