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At first, big breasts were attractive, then suddenly it was big butts. I’m waiting for it to finally be big bellies.

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Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

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Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”

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I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

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I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

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I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

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He died doing what he loved: trying to find out if gang members are ticklish.

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Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.