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  • Love is like a bird. Sometimes flying around me but then moving on.
  • Can’t wait for when we’re all in our 80’s and still tweeting.
  • Woke up feeling not too shabby for a 60-year-old. The only problem is I’m still in my 40s.
  • They need to increase life expectancy so I can squeeze in another mid-life crisis.
  • When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.
  • If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.