I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met. Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything? How can vampires enjoy drinking our hot blood in the summer and other thoughts that keep me up at night. I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’. I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.
