I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday.

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It’s a good thing that our phones only convey sight and sound. No offense, but from most of you I would never want to receive a smelfie!

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Parent hack: Shut your child’s bedroom door to make your house cleaner.

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Sometimes a man’s purpose is to simply remind you again and again that you’d be just fine on your own.

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I’m tired and drank a lot of coffee, so now I’m tired but faster.

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Adulting in 3 words: it’s always something.

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Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.

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We’re all naughty, some just more than others.