I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. – 5 p.m. nap on a Saturday. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I'm just practicing for the Nap Olympics, gotta keep up my gold medal status! 😴😂🥇 Related funny posts 😂 My body is like an elastic band – no matter how I stretch it, it goes back to the nap position. “Nah.” – everyone with an office job, from the Monday after Thanksgiving until January 2nd. Oh you won a gold medal at the Olympics? My watch just congratulated me for standing up. Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport. I had a marvelous time ruining everything.