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I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. &#…

I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. &#…

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I'm just practicing for the Nap Olympics, gotta keep up my gold medal status! 😴😂🥇

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 2, 5, being, explain, humor, i, love, nap, Saturday, single on Jul 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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