I love being single because how could I explain a 2 p.m. &#… Commentary:I'm just practicing for the Nap Olympics, gotta keep up my gold medal status! 😴😂🥇 Related Funny Posts 🤝 You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single. The final stage of being single is when you listen to a love song and no one comes to mind; at that point, you’ve achieved absolute singularity. I love single sign-on because you only have to sign on once, 8 times a day.
