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Ironically people who are good at giving advice find it difficult to follow their own.

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Group projects in school weren’t meant to teach you teamwork, they were meant to teach you how to deal with the incompetence of your coworkers in the workplace.

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I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

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I hate it when my body decides to get sick. I gave you a vegetable last week, how dare you.

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Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway.

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Britney Spears working at an ice-cream shop called ‘Scoops, I did it again.’

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I don’t really like the song “I’ve Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas, but I just like the part where they say “Mazel Tov.”

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Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

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Teens be like, “I wanted to do that until you asked me to.”