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Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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Laziness is the mother of all bad habits, but ultimately she is a mother, and we should respect her.

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They all cheat, lie and manipulate. Just pick the pretty one.

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I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise weโ€™d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise weโ€™d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

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"Seriously, can you imagine a modern-day teen movie? Half the scenes would just be awkward silence as they stare at their screens ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ฑ #90sKidsRule"



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