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Someone from 🇹🇱 has bookmarked:

Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

I think, therefore I am. I am, therefore I think. Therefore I am. I think.

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

“Can’t wait till I get older” was the dumbest thing I ever said.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has bookmarked:

Toddlers will take your last nerve, deep fry it and eat it for breakfast.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has shared:

Sorry, I can’t talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

Rewatching my story every time somebody heart it to see what they see.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has downloaded:

I hate it when I take a picture of myself and see 20 years of bad eating habits and no exercise.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has bookmarked:

Why would I work from home when I don’t even work from work?

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Shared recently on WeChat:

The concept of a drive-by doesn’t really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

Shared recently on Reddit:

Your secret is safe with me because I don’t care.

Going bananas on Twitch:

I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

Trending via Discord:

Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Hey girl, are you an extraterrestrial? ’Cause your husband’s out here acting like you don’t exist.

Going viral on Twitch:

Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead?

Spotted on WeChat:

Welcome to your 40s, your level of cleaning is directly related to whether your guest can see without readers.

I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

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The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

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Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

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The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

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Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

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If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

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I love Pinterest. No opinions. No bad vibes. Just pretty pictures.

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28 shares on Messenger this month:

Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

37 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Go ahead and get some sleep, everyone. I’ll stay up and handle the overthinking.

51 shares on X this month:

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

28 shares on TikTok this month:

I assume people who bookmark my posts are building a case against me.

16 shares on X this month:

Unfortunately, I will continue to get sexier and funnier.

11 shares on Reddit this month:

For Halloween, you should be mine.

59 shares on Pinterest this month:

It’s almost time to switch from my everyday anxiety to my fancy Christmas anxiety.

62 shares on YouTube this month:

King-sized beds: Because you both want to sleep on the same mattress, but not in the same zip code.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

31 shares on Slack this month:

It’s a good thing Titanic is only a movie. A lot of people would’ve died.

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Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

I get writer’s block responding to people.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

I’m already excited about who I’m going to think sucks first today.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has downloaded:

I don’t call them exes, I call them whys.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has viewed:

You’re never alone. There’s mold.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Unlike the stomach, the brain doesn’t alert you when it’s empty.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

Bro, you gotta try this high-protein Caesar salad, cold brew, air fryer, overnight oats recipe I found on Instagram.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

At the airport, and a wife asked her husband, “Where are our seats?” and he responds, “In the airplane.”

Someone from 🇬🇪 has viewed:

Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here plucking chin hairs.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

I hope the next time you’re stressed, it’s because you’re choosing between Japan, Bali, Switzerland, or the Maldives.

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Making waves on WhatsApp:

Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero.

Just landed via Threads:

I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.

Trending via Instagram:

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

Making waves on Pinterest:

My life coach traded me.

Just shared via TikTok:

I don’t wanna brag, but my posts are unpopular on all continents.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Yes, I’ve gained weight. Too many people wanted to have sex with me. It was annoying.

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

Spotted on TikTok:

If someone asks you: ‘Why are you single, don’t you like people?’, answer: ‘Why aren’t you a millionaire, don’t you like money?’

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

Making waves on Slack:

Guy inventing jogging: how can I suffer, but with music?

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I love jogging in this heat, cause the sweat hides my tears.

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The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

Just drank a big glass of water, and I regret to inform you, they might be right about hydration.

The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

If I ever find out who stole my identity, I’ll pay all their debts and ruin their credit score just for fun.

I love Pinterest. No opinions. No bad vibes. Just pretty pictures.

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