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As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

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Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

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The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

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Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

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Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

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Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

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🎉🥂 New Year Quotes

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64 shares on LinkedIn this month:

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

78 shares on Threads this month:

The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

88 shares on Twitch this month:

Are there cheat codes for parenting teenagers? This level is really hard.

86 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

19 shares on Messenger this month:

Life would be so much easier if you could push a button that makes dickheads fall through a trap door in the floor.

64 shares on Slack this month:

Being on Twitter right now is like playing the violin on the Titanic, except we are also making fun of the iceberg and the iceberg is getting genuinely mad.

47 shares on Instagram this month:

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

79 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Chickens only make one sound, because they can’t think outside the bawks.

31 shares on WeChat this month:

How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

99 shares on Twitch this month:

Breaking: man who liked me first no longer likes me.

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has bookmarked:

I don’t need a recipe for disaster. I usually just eyeball it.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

I woke up alive again.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has downloaded:

Tonight we shall read a passage from the old testicle.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

Spotify Wrapped, but for all your bad decisions this year.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

Someone from 🇬🇪 has shared:

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has viewed:

Cars should have two horns, one for “excuse me, kind friend,” and another for “curse you and your family for generations.”

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

*Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby* Is this guy bothering you?

Someone from 🇨🇬 has viewed:

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

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Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

Making waves on Messenger:

If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

What would you do if you were in my situation right now? The situation being that I’m drunk.

Going viral on Telegram:

Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return.

Going bananas on WeChat:

If they treat you like an option, leave them like a choice, and make your exit as dramatic as a Netflix season finale.

Live now on Telegram:

Adults chasing the popularity they missed out on as teenagers are the worst.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

Just shared via TikTok:

At the grocery store, but forgot my wife’s list so I guess I’ll just follow this other guy around and get what he gets.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

If you would just let me help, you’d be in an even worse position than you are now.

Making waves on Twitch:

A little sign under the doorbell that says, “think twice, adventurer.”

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I love my cat, but I hope in her next life she’s reincarnated as the owner of a very whiny cat.

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As a woman, you need to forgive yourself for men you entertained when you had low self-esteem.

Skin coloured leggings should be illegal.

The worst thing I’ve seen as a paramedic is my paycheck.

Your hoodie strings are uneven. Go home and get your shit together!

Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

Me and my boys are broke, so we take turns taking pictures of one iced matcha.

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