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  • My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.
  • Nothing humbles you faster than your phone slipping out of your hand and hitting your face.
  • When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.
  • And where did Mr. Pepper receive his degree from exactly?
  • I walked into a holiday party, saw someone else already playing with the dog, and realized they’d stolen my entire social strategy.
  • Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.