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I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

Funny Quotes September 22, 2023
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I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

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