Trendy Funny Quotes

  • They say the best things take time. That’s why I’m always late.
  • I wish I loved anything as much as my two year old loves pulling my pants down.
  • I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.
  • I’m sorry for the things I said when I was running late due to circumstances completely within my control.
  • If you want to impress me with your car, it should be an ice cream van.
  • Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.