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Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

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I’m not old, I’m vintage.

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I like that they put all that stuff outside for you to look at when you’re on a walk.

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Body by sandwich.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not a parking garage that I can’t figure out how to get out of.

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Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

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Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

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Autocorrect is like a tiny person inside your phone that sometimes gets drunk and says the dumbest things.

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Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks.