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Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.

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My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.

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Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

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Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

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Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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A tip for your next salary negotiation: simply tell your boss “either I get a pay rise or I go out and tell everyone I got one!”

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2 months ago

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Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

99 shares on Threads this month:

Whenever you feel like the world is falling apart, take a deep breath and remember you’re right.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.

51 shares on Threads this month:

Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

66 shares on Messenger this month:

I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

85 shares on Slack this month:

I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

25 shares on Threads this month:

No matter how much Polynesian food you eat, you always want Samoa.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.

65 shares on WeChat this month:

WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

43 shares on Messenger this month:

Asking women for sex just to end the conversation.

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I need a button in Zoom meetings where it just freezes my screen and makes it look like I’m having network issues.

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They should invent a small lifestyle change that has an instantaneous, huge payoff.

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When someone says “I expected more of you”, I’m always like “well who’s fault is that?”

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Just had a fight with every item in my closet. They started it.

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No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

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Mothers will invent chores just to be mad you’re not doing them too.

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Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

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I don’t dress for women. I don’t dress for men. I dress for the weather, mainly.

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Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

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I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong.

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I hate when I lose things at work, like my favorite pen or my will to live.

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Remembering my youth, and a time where I could breath out of more than one nostril at once.

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Back in my day, we had to walk to the TV to change the channel. Uphill, both ways!

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Sure the Lego botanical sets are great but dusting them is another story.

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Biblical loophole: It’s not premarital sex if you never intend to get married.

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I need a long hot meteor shower.

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Gaslighting myself into thinking I’m in a good mood.

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I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

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How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles?

Freshly posted on Discord:

This entire month could’ve been an email.

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Sorry for texting you back instantly. My phone was in my hand, and I’m mature and actually like you.

Before Google, if you didn’t know something you had to go ask someone and most of the time they couldn’t help you, and now that’s also how Google works.

Reverse cowgirl so he doesn’t see the double chin.

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