‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsApp‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Me: I love you more than a flower loves the sun. Him: I love you more than a teenager loves his phone. Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud? Looking for someone who loves me as much as some people love standing up the second a plane lands. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it.