I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re… Commentary:"Looks like parenting is a team effort – you handle the intellect, I'll handle the aesthetics! 🤓👶🤪 #ParentingGoals" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one. I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier. Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore. I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience.