I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re the reason why they’re stupid. 1 month ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Looks like parenting is a team effort – you handle the intellect, I'll handle the aesthetics! 🤓👶🤪 #ParentingGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 The perfect number of cats is two stupid cats. Preferably siblings. But they can’t both be the same type of stupid. One needs to be stupid (dumb) and one needs to be stupid (annoying). Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. The most attractive thing a man can do is hitting his own head and repeating “stupid, stupid, stupid”. The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing. I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.
Wild how we don’t get a public holiday for Wrestlemania, but okay.