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The most unrealistic part of cooking shows is when they have enough room in their fridge to fit an entire baking sheet.

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Always be kind. You never know who has a pool.

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It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.

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The only time your man will surprise you is when you specifically tell him what you want.

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I don’t like people driving fast—that’s the reason why I overtake them.

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I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwiches for me.

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My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

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We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.

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I don’t get mad anymore. I’m just like “again?” Ok then.

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I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.