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  • I don’t know why β€œyou made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.
  • Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.
  • Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.
  • We can’t both age regress at the same time β€” someone’s gonna have to push me on the swingset.
  • I hate everyone in front of me at this checkout line, everyone behind me is cool.
  • There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.