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I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re…

I may be the reason why our kids are ugly, but you’re…

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"Looks like parenting is a team effort – you handle the intellect, I'll handle the aesthetics! 🤓👶🤪 #ParentingGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, i, joke, kids, parenting, reason, relationship, stupid, ugly, why on Mar 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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