I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware. Commentary:"Friendship: the longest-lasting Tupperware rental agreement! 🥳🥡🤣" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Adult friendships are like, “hey girl, let’s keep rescheduling to hangout until one of us dies.” Tupperware is a fun way to store your leftovers until you throw them away. I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way. Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one. Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.