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The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then.

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You’re no Sultan of Swing, buddy, you’re hardly a Governor of Groove.

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Why did they call it painting your toenails and not graffeeti?

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

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I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “the calendar.” Merry Christmas, everyone.

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Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times.

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Mercury is no longer in retrograde, so never trust a cow because the sun can’t swim.

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I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.

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Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?