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I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good T…

I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good T…

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"Friendship: the longest-lasting Tupperware rental agreement! 🥳🥡🤣"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged friendship, friendship humor, friendship loyalty, going, good, humor, i, keep, loyalty, storage, Tupperware on Jun 30, 2025 by slickboy.

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