I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Brain feeling a bit soggy, huh? 🧠💦 Sounds like a job for Brain Wrangler Extraordinaire! Time for a mental spin cycle! 🔄💫" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Going to therapy is like having someone walk around your brain and going “ohhhh, this is how you’re living?!” Therapy isn’t enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher. I need a chiropractor for my brain. As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media. The human brain is great. It works from the second you are born and stops as soon as you start liking someone.
