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I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag.

Commentary:
"Brain feeling a bit soggy, huh? 🧠💦 Sounds like a job for Brain Wrangler Extraordinaire! Time for a mental spin cycle! 🔄💫"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged brain, dishrag, health, humor, i, mental, mental health, need, someone, thoughts, wring on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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