I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fos… Commentary:Feeling like I've already mastered the art of staying still for millions of years! 🦖🧘♂️😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I was hoping to age like a fine wine, but I sort of feel more like an avocado. That made me feel good. I think I’ll become addicted. Only at 27 do you become old, and then when you turn 30, you become younger than ever. That’s just how it goes. I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks. I can melt an ice cube just by staring at it. It takes a while, but I can do it.