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I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fos…

I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fos…

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Feeling like I've already mastered the art of staying still for millions of years! 🦖🧘‍♂️😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aging, feel, fossil, humor, i, joke, self-deprecation on Jul 15, 2025 by slickboy.

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