I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your taste buds have higher standards than your life choices π€π½οΈπ Related funny posts π Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor. Masturbation is easy, but choosing a video is hard. Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose? I donβt believe in lying to children, unless itβs about where the good snacks are hidden. Then itβs fine. Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.