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Give us this day our daily internet validation.

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I’m cold! That’s not goose bumps anymore, that’s woodchip wallpaper.

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The best thing about the internet is that you’re never the dumbest one here.

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Restaurants: put your phone down, live in the moment. Also, scan our QR code and browse our menu.

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Let the good times roll. Let the bad times crawl. Let the acceptable times do the hopscotch.

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Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

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My only chance at a big house in the country is if I become a rescue dog.

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I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in.

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If three ghosts visited me on Christmas, I’d make them play Mario Party with me.

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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I could easily win an Oscar, I just have other things going on right now.

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I am “We read the newspaper front to back every single day,” years old.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

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I’ve got a neighbor who’s really into morons. I should introduce her to you guys.

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On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

Live now on Slack:

Life is short, flirt with me!

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You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

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Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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The cool side of the pillow just stole my boyfriend.

I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

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Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

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I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

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43 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

67 shares on X this month:

First World War. Kind of nervous.

16 shares on YouTube this month:

Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

72 shares on Messenger this month:

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

22 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I know everything is expensive right now, but just remember correcting people’s grammar online is still free.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

We need a slur for people who use ChatGPT.

55 shares on Threads this month:

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely tweeted your manic thoughts today.

36 shares on X this month:

My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.

74 shares on Instagram this month:

Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

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Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

Women are like apples; I like biting them.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot.

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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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Enjoy your time with me, because I love to disappear.

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When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has bookmarked:

If you relate to me, get some help!

Someone from 🇺🇦 has shared:

My superpower is to make anyone I wanna make comfortable feel uncomfortable.

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They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

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She is both the storm and the shelter.

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Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Being single: When you don’t have to wait for someone to watch the next Netflix episode.

Going viral on Reddit:

Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

Shared recently on Instagram:

Schedule your bikini wax for the first thing in the morning, and you won’t need that cup of coffee.

Just landed via Threads:

My therapist is so lucky. I’m like a Netflix Original that pays her to watch.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I finally used a screw from the random screw collection I’ve been accumulating for 25 years, and I’ve never felt so alive.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

The lack of a pope has got me acting wild.

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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A little mischievousness is good for the soul.

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I really cannot be friends with picky eaters because it somehow always correlates to bigger problems and character flaws.

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Does anyone else stare at the dead body in movies to see if you can catch them breathing?

I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

In the event of a water landing, place the life jacket over your head and swipe your credit card to inflate.

Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

I believe in you. I also believe in Bigfoot so don’t get too excited.

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