I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

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I want to be rich enough where I’m not offended by the price of beef jerky.

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Your brain needs exercise just as much as your body does. That’s why I think of running everyday.

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Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

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I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

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“Do you like the Microsoft Teams app?” Does Sisyphus like his boulder?

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For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

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I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

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The older I get, the more I appreciate people who pretend not to notice me when they see me out in public.