I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like I've been running marathons in my sleep! ๐๐โโ๏ธ๐ด Related Funny Posts ๐ค Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, Iโm tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog. I donโt want to do exercise, but I want to have done exercise. Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me. The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps. ‘Blinded by the Light’ is really just a song about turning the bathroom light on in the middle of the night.