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I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

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I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

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My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

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I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

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Unfortunately, you have to almost worship the ground I walk on for me to believe you’re into me.

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Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

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If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.

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I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

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It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

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The worst part about re-watching Home Alone is you just know Kevin’s parents bought this house for like $250K.

Just landed via YouTube:

I don’t understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. I’m giving more than I take. I’m generous.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

LinkedIn: where you desperately hope that one idiot you had a drink with six years ago can somehow help get you a job.

Going viral on Slack:

Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

Just shared via Snapchat:

Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

Just shared via Facebook:

I’d rather you don’t watch me while I’m liking my own post.

Reported on Snapchat:

Today’s book recommendation: “The Art of Silence” by the famous Chinese philosopher Shut-Up.

Spotted on Snapchat:

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

Spotted on YouTube:

I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

Just landed via Telegram:

Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

6 months ago

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

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Cleaning your glasses is like changing from 360p to 1080p.

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One day you’re hip and cool, and then out of nowhere you say things like hip and cool.

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“I need a movie where the villain actually won!” Have you tried watching the news?

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I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

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We were having tea with my mother-in-law the other day and out of the blue she said, “I’ve decided I want to be cremated.” I said, “Alright, get your coat.”

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Double chins are better than double faces.

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Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

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It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

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Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

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I made a resolution to eat better and exercise in the new year but didn’t specify which year I was referring to.

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Every time someone tries to fight with me online, a middle finger gets its wings.

Just landed via Reddit:

Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can’t afford actually.

Trending via WeChat:

If you wish me a happy Thanksgiving, don’t be surprised if I whip out a ziplock bag and ask you to bring me home some leftovers.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

My nephew asks so many questions that Alexa just told him it’s okay to bathe with the toaster.

Freshly posted on X:

The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

Trending via WhatsApp:

Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.

Seen just now on Discord:

I know I seem a little crazy sometimes, but that’s because I AM.

Making waves on X:

I cannot definitively say, even after all I’ve seen, that I would not visit Jurassic Park.

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