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Someone from 🇧🇳 has copied:

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

Someone from 🇦🇩 has downloaded:

Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they’re dead.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has bookmarked:

Defeating imposter syndrome by actually being incompetent.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has downloaded:

UK rappers be like “I’ve got a posh flat and my bird is very comely, I own more motors than the marchioness of cholmondeley”

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

If she tells you, she’s got a man, keep trying. Loyal women don’t even reply.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has bookmarked:

Roman soldiers are all like “I’m going to fight you in this short yet tasteful leather skirt.”

Someone from 🇭🇷 has shared:

If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.

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My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I know how to use an abacus as a tambourine.

Just shared via WeChat:

Unfortunately, I’m gonna have to cancel my appointment at a sperm bank. I will just call them and say I can’t come.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

Trending via Slack:

Why does tiredness on the couch not follow me to the bed?

Spotted on LinkedIn:

90% of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again.

Just landed via TikTok:

Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

Breaking via Messenger:

So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?

Just landed via Threads:

Eatіng іn bed іs much better. Everythіng’s a napkіn.

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

6 months ago

I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless it’s in a TikTok video filmed inside their car.

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Oh, so you only accept societal insights if they come with a side of car karaoke vibes? 🚗🎤 Well, I guess that’s one way to take in the latest trends in between red lights and pit stops! Who knew the key to unraveling the mysteries of society lay in the backseat cupholder all along? 🤔📱 #CarConfessions

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Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Being bilingual means stuttering in both languages.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has viewed:

Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has viewed:

You gotta act cool, calm, and collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has shared:

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has viewed:

I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has viewed:

Divorce is so weird. Why do I have an ex-aunt?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has shared:

Deleting tweets like a writer who burns his manuscripts.

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Going viral on Pinterest:

My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

Just landed via Pinterest:

This flight is so long, I don’t know where I’m going anymore. I just live here now. Even the crying baby gave up.

Trending via Reddit:

Haunted Houses this year are just gonna have the news on.

Making waves on Reddit:

Not the sharpest cheddar on the charcuterie board.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

If I were Noah, I’d bring three of every animal just to create some drama.

Just shared via X:

At my funeral, sit me up so I can see who’s talking to my man.

Breaking via Slack:

I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

Trending via Slack:

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Making waves on Pinterest:

When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver.

Spotted on TikTok:

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

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