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I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

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Brace yourselves, I'm entering my "spicy enigma" phase! 🔥🤪

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged getting, hot, hotter, i, inform, just, plan, regret, weird on Jul 19, 2025 by slickboy.

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