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The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has bookmarked:

Only thing that can cure my depression is $500 million.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

They should invent someone who holds me.

Someone from 🇲🇪 has bookmarked:

The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has viewed:

Live, laugh, lie to the doctor about how many drinks you have per week.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Today, I changed a light bulb and walked into a bar. My life is a joke.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

Whoever was the first to shorten “Richard” down to “Dick” must have really hated that guy.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

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I’m always a little mean to men because, if you treat them like humans, they think you wanna sleep with them.

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Spotted on Pinterest:

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

Going viral on Telegram:

Why is everyone against sugar? Who stood beside you when things went wrong and you were sad? It wasn’t lettuce, for sure.

Trending via Instagram:

Normalize booing in the workplace.

Breaking via Threads:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that you’re an expert on my life and how I should live it! Please continue while I take notes.

Just shared via Telegram:

They should invent a weekend that goes by slowly.

Broadcasted on Pinterest:

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Making waves on Threads:

I wish tree puns were more poplar.

Just shared via Slack:

Don’t invite me if there’s nowhere to sit down.

Making waves on Threads:

So stupid how New York is actually as cool as everyone says.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

Can you imagine how awkward it would be if your pet went on your phone and found the 1,000 pictures you have of them sleeping.

I remember sex. That was cool.

2 months ago

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When memories of youth hit harder than my morning coffee ☕️😂🔥

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

2 months ago

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Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

2 months ago

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I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

5 months ago

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No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

2 months ago

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What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

2 months ago

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Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

2 months ago

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60 shares on TikTok this month:

I’ll be like “I’m fine” then shake my leg at 150 mph.

76 shares on Telegram this month:

I hope all of you get laid and not laid off this year. Amen.

97 shares on TikTok this month:

I’m not a 10. I’m more like two 5s held together by cheese and chocolate.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

How do you react when you see someone you respect on an e-scooter?

82 shares on Telegram this month:

It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

34 shares on Threads this month:

Taking a Hooters waitress on a date to a different Hooters on her night off.

46 shares on WeChat this month:

It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

26 shares on Discord this month:

My day starts backwards, I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.

27 shares on Instagram this month:

Summer body? Folks, I’m cosplaying as a potato that’s seen some things.

75 shares on Slack this month:

If you were a dinosaur, you’d be a Gorgeousaurus.

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Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Being a parent means hearing a noise at 3 a.m. and hoping it’s just a ghost and not your toddler getting up again.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

All arguments are solvable. The trick? Get naked.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has downloaded:

Coffee: Because without it I would be a serious danger to society.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

I regret to inform you all that I just plan on getting hotter and weirder.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has viewed:

Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has bookmarked:

As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

Old people be like, “No elbows on the table, it’s rude,” then say something racist.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

A general rule of parenting: if you’re having a great day, the day isn’t old enough yet.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

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Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

Just shared via Threads:

Witnessing karma is awesome . . . witnessing instant karma is more awesome.

Going viral on X:

I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you.

Spotted on TikTok:

It’s freezing cold outside and my polar bear won’t start.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap.

Making waves on Slack:

He had the nerve to call me pretty. I’m gorgeous.

Going viral on YouTube:

If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

Blocking people isn’t enough. I need their favorite TV show to get cancelled.

Spotted on Twitch:

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

Trending via YouTube:

Good morning to everyone except those who need approval from strangers on the internet.

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Potato chips ARE vegetables! I exclaim as I tear open the third bag.

Did you ever buy a pack of underwear, take them out, and think, wow, these are huge… then try them on, and they fit perfectly?

I changed my password to ‘incorrect’ so whenever I forget it, the computer tells me it’s incorrect, and I’m like, ‘Wow, you didn’t have to be so rude about it.’

No matter how bad your day seems, just remember that someone out there has line danced to Achy Breaky Heart.

What are some good jobs for someone with no passions, interests, motivation, social skills, or strengths?

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

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