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The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

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“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

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Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.

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Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

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I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

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I’m not alone. I have ants.

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Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger.

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Making fun of bands that only play 3 chords when I don’t even know what a chord is.

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There should be 1 day a month without commercials.

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Your girlfriend needs two hours to get ready. But if you don’t have your shoes on when she’s ready, you’re the problem.