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A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

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Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

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Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

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My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

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My exorcist thinks we should see other demons.

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I love saying “my man” and not his name, so when I get a new one, nobody knows.

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Carrying a conversation counts as cardio.

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Ever thought about centaurs and how the bottom half would start walking immediately after birth but the top part would be baby-like and flop around for a while.

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I haven’t broken a mirror lately, but my water broke and I’ve had seven years of kids crawling into my bed.

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I think everyone should get $500 deposited into their accounts every day, just for waking up.

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According to “The Hobbit”, Gollum was once a handsome young man who was robbed of his youth, zest for life and energy by putting on a ring. Men, think about it!

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If “live each day as if it’s your last” means being paralyzed with anxiety and a sense of impending doom, then I am absolutely nailing it.

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I’m exactly where I want to be. At home, avoiding people.

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My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

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I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow!

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Dear brain, please stop thinking so much exactly when it’s time to fall asleep.

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Painted all of my red flags orange for fall.

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Can we all agree that Mini Cooper drivers need to put an extended flag on the back of their cars so the stalls where they’re parked stop looking empty?

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I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

A car window made specifically for a dog to stick its head out of is called a sunwoof.

Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

Welcome to your 50’s. Your doctor and pharmacist are both in your contacts now.

My favorite part about standing in line is watching the other lines move more quickly.

When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

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I truly wonder what it sounded like when Medusa washed her hair at night.

I’m clumsy but there are upsides. For example, if I finish my chips and I’m sad there’s no more chips, I look in my lap and I always find chips.

Most men don’t actually want to do things; they just want to talk about doing them.

Half of my problems are because I said “sure” instead of “no.”

Unpopular opinion: we really grew up in the best era to be a kid, and the worst era to be an adult.

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I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.

What are y’all gonna do when those labubus come to life and start biting y’alls ankles?

Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

For someone with a dry phone, I’m on it way too much.

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I’ve realized that some people don’t like me, but I’ve also realized that I don’t give a shit.

You think you’re your own worst critic? Just wait till you have kids.

I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

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I think I’ll just sit here and waste oxygen all day.

My morning routine includes 20 minutes of staring at the ceiling thinking about how tired I am and debating if I really need to live today.

I miss the way I viewed the world before I found out too much about it.

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