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Ah, the good old days of the in-flight entertainment struggle! 🎬✈️ Back then, the only plot twist we experienced was deciding if we could endure another round of the same movie. 😅🍿 #ThrowbackFlightChoices

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Vacations are expensive, but how else could you put a price tag on your kids being ungrateful in a different city.

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My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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I hate the saying: “Get up, the sun is shining!” What am I supposed to do? Photosynthesis?

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We’d all look younger if we just avoided young people.

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“I’m so good at doing nothing. I wish I could get paid for it.”

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Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

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When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

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Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

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I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

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Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

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So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out?

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My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

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Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

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Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

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Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

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Rule number 1 at a concert: Don’t sing while filming!

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Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

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If I was a mythical creature, I’d be a Sighclops.

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I’ve saved every episode of Hoarders.

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Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.

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So apparently they don’t count as sit-ups if you’re just trying to get out of bed.

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Someone at work is gonna suggest you download Outlook and Teams on your phone, and it’s very important that you don’t listen to them.

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Once I see a vein on your forehead while we arguing, I’ll let you be.

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Give it to me straight, doc, what can I do to be healthier besides changing my entire lifestyle?

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I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

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If you want to know who the bad guys are, it is the side who wants you arrested for memes and jokes.

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My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, Guantanamo Bay.

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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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