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Ah, the good old days of the in-flight entertainment struggle! 🎬✈️ Back then, the only plot twist we experienced was deciding if we could endure another round of the same movie. 😅🍿 #ThrowbackFlightChoices

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I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

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The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

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Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

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I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

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28 shares on Messenger this month:

I love reading a menu. Look at all this stuff I want to eat.

17 shares on X this month:

Pirate: walks the plank. Someone’s dad: Is this teak?

66 shares on Facebook this month:

Deciding if I should heal or just give up and go completely insane.

86 shares on Threads this month:

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier man.

82 shares on YouTube this month:

Just saw the fattest bird. This guy must get up early as hell.

21 shares on Twitch this month:

Speed dating, but it’s just me changing tables at a restaurant every few minutes trying a bite of everyone’s food.

17 shares on Pinterest this month:

I had a sex dream last night that felt so real, I’m just gonna go ahead and add it to my body count.

33 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

73 shares on Twitch this month:

Pressure washing is like regular washing but with a lot of yelling and tight deadlines.

37 shares on Reddit this month:

I hate when the iPhone corrects ‘Omw’ to ‘On my way!’. Man, I am not that excited.

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Just so you know, it’s almost impossible to drink coffee while laying down.

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Edging my house plants by putting them next to the window when it rains.

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My husband loves when we fight, and I turn it into a limited series called And Another Thing.

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My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

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A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her.

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I left the house with wet hair and no makeup on, so I’m sure I’ll run into everyone I know.

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Some things are better left alone, like me, for instance.

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“Help us improve Instagram!” Nice try, fix your own damn website.

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Humans are just chaos wrapped in meat, going bananas on caffeine.

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Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

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The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

Going viral on Reddit:

Spongebob never let anyone dull his whimsical spirit.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m not lazy. I just give my couch the love it deserves.

Just shared via Telegram:

No email needs to tell me not to reply.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

The weather forecast should include the percentage of answers blowing in the wind.

Making waves on Telegram:

The Sunday struggle is wanting to relax and wanting a clean house, but also not wanting to clean or move.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I am not someone you have to entertain if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Spotted on TikTok:

Breakups are hard, but have you ever been disappointed in the food you ordered?

Making waves on Threads:

Becoming a psychic for the foreseeable future.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Want to come over and lay around naked, eating grapes like we’re in a Renaissance painting.

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I remember when the only in-flight movie choices were either you watched or you didn’t.

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I just want someone to miss me the way my 3 year old nephew misses me when I go to the washroom.

The only thing that has grown faster than rents in recent years is the overtime we have to work to pay them.

Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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