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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

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Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

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Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

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I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

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I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

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My role at Thanksgiving dinner is to Blair Witch it alone in the corner.

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Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.

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It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.

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Interviewer: Can I get you anything? Me: Yeah, a job!

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Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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Overthinking should at least burn calories.

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I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

The day your kids stop waking up early on the weekend is the same day your body stops letting you sleep in.

Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.

I once hated my job so much that I would come home from work and watch vlogs of people quitting their jobs, wishing it was me.

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Caffeine isn’t cutting it anymore. I need to eat a gun.

Sometimes I feel like I’m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

Imagine hating me and I’m just here trying to push a door that says pull.

Did you ever stop to ask how Mercury feels about being in retrograde? No, because you only think about yourself.

Scientists say humans are the most evolved, but bears get to get fat all summer and then sleep for four months, so who’s really ahead.

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People without a sense of humor should not be allowed to decide what people with a sense of humor are allowed to laugh at.

Being alone is my favourite way of being.

In the 80s, you could literally shrink your kids with a shrink-ray, and your wife wouldn’t divorce you. I’m pretty sure I saw a documentary film about it.

Just the owls and I out here enjoying the breeze amongst the trees.

Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

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I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

My goal in life is to not have to commit seppuku.

Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

Earth is hard.

“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

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Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby Is this guy bothering you?

One day I will start learning from my mistakes. Today is not that day. Tomorrow isn’t looking so good either.

If I’m too much, go find less. I’m not running a clearance sale.

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