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Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

Someone from 🇵🇪 has bookmarked:

Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has shared:

Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

Someone from 🇨🇿 has downloaded:

Google AI is awesome because it kills the planet and doesn’t work.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

Аbsolutely crazy to thіnk that Leonardo DіCaprіo’s future gіrlfrіend іs currently nervous for her fіrst day of kіndergarten.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Science has enough bodies, I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

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Seen just now on Snapchat:

Don’t tell me to trust my gut. Thats where I put my snacks. Clearly that’s where I’m the weakest.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Broadcasted on Threads:

Like an advent calendar, you make me want to open up more every day.

Trending via Threads:

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in a different realm.

Making waves on Reddit:

When I’m dying, please rush me to the nearest haunted house. I don’t want to haunt a shitty apartment by myself.

Going viral on Messenger:

Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I just want to be rich enough to stop having to pretend that I’m getting work done.

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.
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Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!

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There are risks you take when camping: severe weather, wild animals, someone bringing an acoustic guitar.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has downloaded:

One time, when I was a kid, I fell off my bike and hit my head so hard, I was briefly able to communicate with bees.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has copied:

I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Gardeners are the only people who willingly go outside to get dirty, sweaty, bitten, and sunburned… and call it “relaxing”.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has shared:

Y’all made fun of Plankton on Spongebob for dating a computer, and look at y’all now.

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Freshly posted on Facebook:

When I say I love the ocean, I mean I love the surface. Whatever goes on beneath has my respect, but it’s none of my business.

Spotted on Discord:

“So if I had kids, my kids would never…” Spoiler: Yes, they would.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Isn’t it odd that “read” is pronounced like “lead”, while “read” is pronounced like “lead”?

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers.

Broadcasted on X:

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

Going viral on Twitch:

I’m in a long-distance relationship with the stars.

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