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  • “Your sock has a hole in it!” Yeah, no shit, that’s how I get my foot in there.
  • Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.
  • People be like “bear with me” and they don’t even have a bear with them.
  • Picking up a hitchhiker is not worth the risk of being forced to make small talk with a stranger.
  • Why don’t straight men and lesbians hang out like straight women and gays do?
  • Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.