I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so clean! Wow! 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs soap when you have a boyfriend, right? 😆🚿 Apparently, love really is the best cleanser! #RelationshipGoals" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I am thinking of watching a movie with my boyfriend. Can anyone recommend a good boyfriend? I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me. So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else? Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body. “Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.
