Someone from 🇩🇰 has copied:

It may sound crazy but some of us are nice without hidden agendas.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has viewed:

Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

I know it’s true because the people on the internet said so.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has downloaded:

Call me old, but these days I just get excited to go home and lay down.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has bookmarked:

Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

Someone from 🇩🇪 has bookmarked:

Alexa, turn off the planet.