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I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so…

I showered with my boyfriend. My breasts have never been so…

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"Who needs soap when you have a boyfriend, right? 😆🚿 Apparently, love really is the best cleanser! #RelationshipGoals"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, boyfriend, breasts, clean, fun, fun activity, humor, i, intimacy, never, shower, showered on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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