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"Ah, the age-old weight loss mystery revealed: it's not the exercise, it's the inability to snack that does the trick! 🤔🍔💪 Who knew the real workout was resisting temptation. 😆 #FitnessHumor"

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92 shares on X this month:

I can’t believe someone ran over my neighbors loud motorcycle tomorrow morning.

72 shares on WeChat this month:

I visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf.

100 shares on Discord this month:

I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

90 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Sorry, boss, I can’t come into work today. I’m trying to capture the childlike joy of December.

70 shares on Messenger this month:

Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

63 shares on WhatsApp this month:

My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off.

15 shares on Messenger this month:

While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

50 shares on Twitch this month:

Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.

64 shares on TikTok this month:

You told your cat how much you love him, but now it’s morning, the sun is out, you’re sober, and it’s just weird for both of you.

100 shares on Telegram this month:

‘I have a ripe avocado at home’ is my favorite excuse for cancelling plans.

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I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

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I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

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Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

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Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

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My husband asked me if he had any annoying habits then got offended during the PowerPoint presentation.

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I’m not saying I’ve aged like fine wine, but I am currently being stored in a dark place and avoiding sunlight at all costs.

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My kidnappers sent me back early with a full apology, some money, and several of their fingers.

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The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

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Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

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IP address? You mean the bathroom?

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Sex is cool, but have you ever found an academic article that fits your research topic perfectly and supports all of your claims?

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Line dancing was created by women waiting to use the restroom.

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Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

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If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

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It’s crazy that things have got to a point where you can say, “Jurassic Park 3 is one of the better movies in the series.”

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Do men know they don’t have to date if they’re not over their ex?

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Hey, I’ve been thinking, and I think you should think for me.

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Just realised if I have a kid, they’re likely to see the year 2100… WTF?

Just landed via Slack:

I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary.

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

Everything is a sign from God if you’re schizophrenic enough.

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

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I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Took a bunch of Ibuprofen to keep my posts from being too inflammatory.

Everything is a sign from God if you’re schizophrenic enough.

It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

I nearly broke my toe because the coffee table didn’t look where it was going.

New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

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