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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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Seems like it would be really tough being a girl named Molly at a rave.

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If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it.

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Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST?

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Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

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It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

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Even wild things have slow mornings.

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There should be a withering shamrock emoji so that people can express misfortune or Irish grief.

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You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

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I always sit in the middle stall so I have a bathroom buddy.