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I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal mo…

I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal mo…

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"Teaching life lessons one board game at a time! 🎲💸 Who knew Monopoly could be so educational? 😂 #ParentingWin #MoneyMatters"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bank, competition, everything, game, humor, i, kids, money, Monopoly, parenting, steal, tell, winning on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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