I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not. Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly. I’m not religious but I know there’s a hell because Monopoly exists. Play the long game? You mean Monopoly? Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.