I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Flaplines: the only flight that comes with its own wind machine! βοΈπ¦ Related funny posts π Sitting on the middle seat of this flight and both my seatmates are reading my book over my shoulder. Should I just start reading it aloud? There are a few certainties in this life: death, taxes and when a Canadian tells you itβs cold out, itβs cold out. The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on a flight from LA to Tokyo. The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.” I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.