I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Flaplines: the only flight that comes with its own wind machine! ✈️🦅 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of. Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice? Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had? I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages. I don’t know much, but I do know melancholia is a way cooler diagnosis than depression.