I think airplanes would be way cooler if the wings flapped like a bird.

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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

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Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.

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Tupperware is filing for bankruptcy. They would have kept a lid on the news but they couldn’t find one.

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Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

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My wife bought new towels and they’re different colors, so I know the entire color scheme of my house is about to change.

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I may look fine on the outside, but on the inside I’m hungry again.

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Welcome to adulthood: 9pm is midnight now.

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I want to live in a world where the plural of moose is mooses.

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You may think no one is there for you, but there’s laundry. Laundry is always there for you.

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I don’t understand why “family-run” should be a sign of quality. North Korea, for example, is also family-run and doesn’t convince me at all.