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"Ah, the 'buy one, get one body free' deal! 🛍️💃 Who wouldn't love to upgrade their wardrobe *and* their figure in one go? 😄💁‍♂️ #FashionForwardThinking"

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96 shares on X this month:

Did you know? By replacing your coffee with green tea, you can lose up to 92% of what little joy you still have left in your life.

20 shares on Facebook this month:

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

60 shares on Discord this month:

Sorry I left you on read, I didn’t mean to open it just yet.

24 shares on Facebook this month:

Welcome to your 40s. Your bra wins the Oscar for the best actor in a supportive role.

89 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I lied, there’s no sex. Stand over there and tell me if this painting I’m hanging is straight.

55 shares on Threads this month:

I hate it when some random company refers to me as their “customer.” I’m like, look, we had one night of drunken shopping, we are not in a relationship.

23 shares on Discord this month:

I just wanna buy $16 worth of a meme coin and sell it for $2.6M two weeks later.

70 shares on Snapchat this month:

I admire how, when babies don’t want to hold something anymore, they just drop it.

37 shares on TikTok this month:

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

95 shares on Snapchat this month:

Born to be a frolicker of the forest, forced to be a cog in the machine.

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I want to make fun of Kanye but I’m always losing my shit on the internet too.

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Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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All I’m saying is that big burgers should be wider not taller.

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Have you ever apologized to your car after you hit a pothole?

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Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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I don’t have any rizz but I do have snacks in my purse.

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I took the road less traveled because I was hoping not to run into anyone I know along the way.

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Roadtripping with my family has taught me that my marriage can withstand anything except roadtripping with my family.

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A toddler can do more in one unsupervised minute than most people can do all day.

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I try not to post too much, to give everyone else a better chance at being seen.

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Not my circus, but I’ve grown quite fond of its monkeys.

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Did you know there are people who go away for 3 days and only pack 3 days’ worth of clothing?

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Ever since I was a little kid, I knew that I wanted to be late for work.

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Wearing a condom while she’s on birth control is called two-factor authentication.

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A friend’s boyfriend is not my friend… that is a coworker, at best.

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Do you enjoy addiction, anxiety, and urinating? Then coffee may be the beverage for you.

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Grape soda doesn’t taste at all like grapes, but it does taste like purple, and I don’t know how to explain that.

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Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.

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I’m currently on a really effective diet called “I only have twenty dollars until payday”.

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I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

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I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

Keep the laugh going 😂

You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

The most annoying child in our house is that of my mother-in-law.

The paintings I always like the most in museums are the ones that have a bench.

I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

Some days you feel like you’re surrounded by idiots, other days you realize it’s not just some days.

You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

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