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My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.

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The actors you see in movies are probably home by now.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

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Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

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This Monday could have been an email.

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‘I love reading!’ says the woman who loves owning books.

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Every time my neighbors start moaning, I pause my music to rate the performance.

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If we start flirting now, we could be in matching pajamas on a Christmas card before the holidays.

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Making waves on Facebook:

It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Holiday dinners with family are like real life boss levels with the worst loot.

Live now on TikTok:

Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Turns out “V for Vendetta” is not an educational movie and it won’t teach your kids the alphabet.

Just landed via WeChat:

Sisters are so important. How else would my mom find out all the stuff I didn’t want her to know.

Making waves on Discord:

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Just landed via Telegram:

Insane that you have to defend yourself at the end of the Ph. D.! Why are you attacking me? I’m so tired.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

Live now on Messenger:

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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I hate how everything is organic now. I miss chemicals.

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Normalize saying, “I’m not informed enough to have an opinion on the matter.”

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Of all her outfits, my shirt and no underwear will always be my favorite.

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Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

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There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

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54 shares on Telegram this month:

My only addiction is coffee, which is just like crack but is legal and tastes good.

15 shares on X this month:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

30 shares on Slack this month:

Dear phone, if you didn’t light up so many times to tell me you had a low battery, you wouldn’t have died so quickly!

98 shares on X this month:

I hate it when I’m cleaning the house and suddenly find a bowl of ice cream in my lap and my soap opera on.

80 shares on Facebook this month:

A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.

95 shares on Instagram this month:

I find it sad that my universal remote does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

51 shares on Pinterest this month:

Don’t give up on your dreams. If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles, you too can be anything you want.

42 shares on X this month:

You can tell you’re getting old when the barber spends less time on the top of your head and more time on your ears.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

Dating outside of your education bracket leads to misunderstandings and arguments.

96 shares on WeChat this month:

All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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My brain has too many tabs open.

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How do I tell someone respectfully to die in a fire?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has viewed:

I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it up later.

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I waste a lot of time putting my phone down to just pick it back up again.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has shared:

I just want a bar where I can pour my own drink, have music at a normal volume, and there are no people, and it’s my house.

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I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

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Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time.

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One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.

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Sometimes, before bedtime, I fall asleep on the couch. It’s my little sleep appetizer… my nappetizer.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has bookmarked:

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

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Making waves on X:

I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

Going bananas on Slack:

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Unfortunately, when you don’t burden people with your problems, they assume you don’t have any. Lol.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I’m just a Whole Foods girl on a Walmart budget.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I wonder how long you could drive in a roundabout before a cop would be like, hey, you can’t do that anymore.

Spotted on TikTok:

Living up to your potential sounds exhausting.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

With age comes wisdom. And digestive trouble.

Making waves on YouTube:

I applied for a job and got it, and now I really have to go there. Crap!

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Girls on their period: stay away from me; I need you.

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I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

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Once you realize I’m an idiot, my posts start to make a lot more sense.

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Psych meds aren’t enough anymore. Hit me with a shovel.

There’ll be a time someone will convince you to watch Game of Thrones. It is very important that you listen to them and watch.

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