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The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

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First date idea: I lean in close and surprise you with a wet willy.

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To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

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Dear algorithm, please show this post only to smart people with a refined sense of beauty.

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I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

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“You have reached your monthly article limit,” – a website you’ve never accessed before today.

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I’ve been closer to death than a stable relationship.

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I did vote once but only because I thought the line was to a buffet.

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Sometimes after sex, I wonder what it would be like to have sex as a couple.

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I know it’s bad, and you’ve got to shut it down right away, but is there anything more hilarious than a swearing toddler?

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It sucks that the reward for being responsible, is just a bunch of new responsibilities.

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Being a goldfish must be brilliant. Every six seconds you’re pleasantly surprised to find that you live in a castle.

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God, I’m not trying to rush you for my soulmate; but could I get the tracking number?

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I love making the whole conversation so awkward that the most anyone can say after is “so yeah…”

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I admire the audacity of beavers, they just move to a new area and say “screw the neighbors, imma put a lake here”.

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I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

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I’m attracted to people that no one pays attention to.

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I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

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I don’t have a yoga mat, but I have a Twister mat, and it’s the same thing.

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Why the hell is my laundry bin always full? I’m not even going anywhere.

I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

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Feeling like I'm auditioning for "Spanish 101: The Telenovela" every time I nail the accent! 🎭😂 #AllInThePronunciation

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You need a twins name suggestion? How about Kate and DupliKate?

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Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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Age is just a number… that now takes a really long time to scroll to.

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I don’t know how to explain it, but sometimes cheese just falls into my cart at the grocery store.

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Hmm, that’s a bit too harsh. Let me put “lol” at the end of it.

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Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

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Just because the deodorant says 48 hrs, it does not mean you have to challenge it.

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Menstruation is bizarre. It’s like something David Lynch would have came up with.

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Girl math is avoiding shipping costs by buying more.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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A bridesmaid, but to carry the end of my CVS receipt.

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I hate when flies rub their disgusting little hands together. What could you possibly be plotting? You can’t even get out of the open window.

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I’m not easily offended, but I am easily annoyed.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.

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Every person you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by asking if they’re drinking enough water.

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I’m going to need to speak with the flowers about this.

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I’m at the age where I understand why my parents never wanted to stop for anything on the way home from work.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

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I received a bank alert text for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

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Fog. When nature is too lazy to load the complete environment.

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Not being able to see Likes on posts is a tragedy. Love it when two people are arguing and you can see all their little backup dancers.

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It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

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I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.

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It’s a good thing when your therapist sits down with a bucket of popcorn, right?

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You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.

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If I were god, I would’ve rested all 7 days.

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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I want to be in Metallica, and they will not let me.

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I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

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I think one of my biggest hangups in getting better at Spanish is that speaking with the correct accent makes me feel racist.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

Contrary to what we currently believe, we don’t choose afternoon naps. Afternoon naps choose us.

I want to have a penguin that just waddles up to me whenever I’m sad.

People who ask “Can I call you” are so sweet. Like, obviously you cannot, but so sweet.

Some people don’t have a permanent handwriting. It depends on their mood and the pen they use.

Instead of screaming into the void, I’m going to ask it for recipes.

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