I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to w… Commentary:"Approaching the medicine cabinet like a burglar sneaking past a guard dog, for who wants to disturb the slumber of those precious sleeping pills? 😴🚪💊 #SilentNight" Related Funny Posts 🤝 I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning. Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet, you can tiptoe but not tipfinger. Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine. I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks. Whoever said, “Laughter is the best medicine,” clearly never tried Revenge.
