I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills. Funny Quotes September 22, 2023 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up. I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like. I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning. All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands. Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.