I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.

I tiptoe near my medicine cabinet because I don’t want to wake my sleeping pills.
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"Approaching the medicine cabinet like a burglar sneaking past a guard dog, for who wants to disturb the slumber of those precious sleeping pills? 😴🚪💊 #SilentNight"

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