I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Eating gourmet air and five-star water, living the dream one snack at a time! 🍽️✈️😂 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here. You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.) I’m planning to eat the rich, but can I sub out fries for a salad? Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich. My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.
