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I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

I tried to embrace my flaws. They filed a restraining order.

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Looks like my flaws have some serious boundary issues! 🤣🚫💔

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged embrace, flaw, flaws, humor, i, joke, order, restraining, restraining order, sarcasm, self-acceptance, tried on Jul 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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