I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal. Commentary:"Seems like the abyss is ghosting you now! π»π΅ Maybe it's time to leave a voicemail instead? ππ" Related Funny Quotes π€ Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us. Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest. I commented to a friend that I didnβt know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie. Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings. I named my wifi “The Promised LAN” because it always connects, but occasionally leaves you wandering in the desert looking for a better signal.
