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  • Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?
  • Moms be like, “Your cousin’s neighbor’s husband’s aunt died. Just thought you should know.”
  • Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.
  • “I’m still young”, I tell myself, as my knees make popping noises while standing up.
  • Having children is a pyramid scheme.
  • I wish I could turn everyone I love into a trinket, so I can keep them forever, because I am greedy and selfish.