I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal.

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I ordered one of those Tempura mattresses. Way too crunchy.

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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

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People who are on Twitter and put intelligent in their bio, good one.

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Grandparents are there to help the kids get into trouble and teach them stupid things they wouldn’t think of on their own.

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“You handled it so well.” Nah, I didn’t. I lost my spark, felt crazy, distanced myself from everyone, and hated myself.

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Some people should have read-only access to the internet.

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You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

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I told my GPS I needed direction in life, and now it insists on recalculating every hour.

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I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.