I tried to scream into the abyss today but got a busy signal. 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Seems like the abyss is ghosting you now! 👻📵 Maybe it's time to leave a voicemail instead? 📞😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us. I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie. Just as “magic spells” use special rhymes and archaic terms to signal their power, the convoluted language of legalese acts to convey a sense of authority. Today in who needs an alarm: my kid woke me up early by scream-whispering WHAT IS DUST? Cicadas are all like, “Y’all mind if I scream?”