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Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

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First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

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Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

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Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

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I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

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Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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34 shares on Discord this month:

Jurassic Park came out decades ago, and now I feel like a fossil.

73 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

57 shares on Telegram this month:

“Boy, you made these perimenopausal ovaries come back to life,” – me flirting.

22 shares on X this month:

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

40 shares on Facebook this month:

Therapy isn’t enough. I need a new identity and a passport.

13 shares on Snapchat this month:

When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

Calling women “bro” to make sure they know they’re in the deepest trenches of the friend zone.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

There are two types of people in politics. Avoid them.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

I used to mix Mountain Dew with the cheapest vodka I could find, and I called it the Blood of Mannaroth because it’s green and turns you into an orc.

99 shares on Twitch this month:

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

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Her heart is an abandoned garden filled with ghosts and dying flowers.

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My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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Victor Frankenstein being only 23 years old when he made the monster is crazy to me, he should have been at the club.

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Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

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Nothing says, “I love you,” like an echo chamber.

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I’m basically a taxi today for the kids and dogs.

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Whoever first said, “I’m in a pickle,” must have had the weirdest day.

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Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

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I’m not super into getting older but I do like how nobody asks me to help them move anymore.

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Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

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Going bananas on Discord:

“You’re just mad my gut microbiome is way more diverse and complex than yours.”

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Ladies, if a man says he will fix something, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be.

Spotted on Threads:

I’ve never been kissed under the cameltoe or whatever it’s called.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Coconut water taste like it’s been in someone else’s mouth.

Live now on YouTube:

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

Freshly posted on Discord:

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

Whenever someone tells me how well behaved my kids are, I say it’s cause they’re not at home.

Just shared via Facebook:

As a kid, I used to watch The Wizard of Oz and wonder how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain. Then I got social media.

Going viral on YouTube:

If biscuits were slimming and contained every nutrient the human body needs, I’d be in terrific shape.

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I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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Before you laugh at kids who believe in Santa, remember there are grown men who believe that Cristiano Ronaldo is a better footballer than Lionel Messi.

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

Nothing has improved the quality of my life more than living beyond my means.

Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

I used to judge cat owners for giving in to their pets’ whims too easily, but holy shit, these animals are relentless and would starve themselves to organ failure just because one time, weeks ago, they had a taste of some ‘better’ food.

Ever read a post multiple times, still tilt your head and whisper, “What?!”

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