I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues.

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Not now darling, mummy’s influencing on the www.

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I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

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I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

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So glad that the dream I had of you isn’t affecting me at all, and I’m able to go on with my day without thinking of it.

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If you need me, I will be at the library sniffing old books.

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I always work very hard and intensively to ensure that my wife can proudly say: “That idiot over there? Yes, that’s mine!”

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I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

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Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

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You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

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You seem really unhinged, we should grab coffee sometime.