Trendy Funny Quotes

  • My kid asked where babies come from and I said everywhere, man, they’re worldwide.
  • My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.
  • I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.
  • It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.
  • My rock bottom keeps refreshing.
  • There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.