I used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles. Posted onMay 21, 20242 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI used to look for monsters under the bed. Today I know they are behind some people’s fake smiles. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club. The possibility of monsters residing underneath your bed is negated when the mattress is positioned on the floor. I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me. Here’s to another day of outward smiles and inward screams. Hilarious when peoples outgoing voicemail message says they “can’t make it to the phone right now.” You carry the phone with you. It’s the only constant in your life.
