I used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by. Posted on6 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI used to think the cat was dumb for staring out the window, waiting for birds, but I’d probably stare too, if occasionally a pizza flew by. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat. Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”. So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”. I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you either have a naked window neighbor or you are the naked window neighbor. I never sit around waiting for anyone except for the pizza delivery guy.