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  • Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.
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  • Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.
  • I have no need to judge people because of their religion, skin color or sexual orientation. Bad behavior is enough for me.
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