I want a pet eagle that’s trained to steal people’s sandwic… Commentary:"Who needs lunch when you have a sandwich-stealing eagle on standby? 🦅🥪 Just remember to tip your feathered companion with some extra birdseed! 😉 #BirdsOfSandwichSnatching" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!” Why steal office supplies from work when you could take an extra-long bathroom break and steal company time instead? I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks. For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me. AI is trained on what we write, so if we want to save our jobs we should all write really badly for a while. I’ve been doing my bit for years.
