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The Scream movies were believable in the ’90s, but no one with any common sense answers unknown numbers on their phones anymore.

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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

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Geometry is a scam. What do you mean “prove it’s a triangle”? Just look at it.

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Welcome to your 50’s, you’ll look for your phone while scrolling on your phone.

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I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

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I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

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Everybody looks like a criminal on the self-checkout camera.

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First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

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I love when kids tell me what they want to be when they grow up, because I’m still looking for ideas.