I will marry a tall, masculine, lovey-dovey man who can’t breathe when I ignore his existence. Posted onJan 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looking for someone who loses more air than a leaky balloon every time I walk by 😂💨❤️ Related funny posts 😂 Just walked by an empath and his head exploded. Opposites often not only attract each other, they often also undress each other. My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. Apparently the thirstiest creature in the whole world is always a kid who’s been told to go back to his bed like a hundred times. I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.