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You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

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You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

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Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

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The collective noun for a group of reply guys is an audacity.

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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

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I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

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I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

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Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

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The lion does not concern himself with Microsoft Teams.

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My age no longer permits me to suffer for love, so if you see me sad, it’s due to lack of money.

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Notice how you don’t catch me in public, it’s because i’m not real.

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Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

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I’m not accepting the bare minimum; I need you to shake it to the max.

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Canadians are nice because they’re close to Santa.

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You’re old if you’re excited to learn how to play Mahjong.

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Nothing like waking up on a Friday and finding out it’s Tuesday.

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I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

You’re the human embodiment of an “ugh.”

You see how in cartoons, when they’re hungry, their friends start looking like a chicken leg? That’s how ovulation feels.

Gonna go walk the beach and stare annoyingly at couples. May even growl as I pass by.

All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.

I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face.

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I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

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I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro.

“In a galaxy far, far away” is starting to sound quite enticing.

In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

Migraine so bad you develop powers like superhuman hearing.

Getting your hair washed by someone else is one of life’s greatest joys no one really speaks about often.

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It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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Airlines when they need to change your flight: here’s a complimentary napkin. Airlines when you need to change your flight: that’ll be $8700.

I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere.

It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

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