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This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

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“Are you free tomorrow?” No, tomorrow I’m still expensive.

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Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

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You miss 100% of the gossip from the phone calls you don’t answer.

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I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

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At my next job, I’m gonna lie about having a kid so I can leave the office anytime I want like everyone else with children.

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You’re over 35. Better go pee before you leave, pee when you get there, pee while you’re there, and pee before you leave.

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Animals are 15 minutes old and already know what to do.

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The problem with hiding snacks from my kid is that when I forget, they end up being hidden from me too.

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My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

60 shares on TikTok this month:

Why make new mistakes when you can keep repeating the same old familiar ones.

15 shares on Facebook this month:

Turns out my superpower is the ability to go into incredible detail in completely the wrong direction.

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Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.

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I rode around the block on my bike for the first time in years and now I understand why Lance Armstrong took performance enhancing drugs.

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Tried counting sheep, but now I’m emotionally invested in their backstories and I think one might need therapy.

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Dear sleep: thanks for trying, but you can’t beat surfing the net.

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Your email finds me deeply unwell. Teetering on the edge really.

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“You’ve changed.” Yeah, I watched a new movie.

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Welcome to Twitter, where everyone is an expert on everything.

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I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

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My phone is like my lover, it’s the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.

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The three people who like every single one of my posts are going in my will.

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I would pay extra for a dental hygienist who was comfortable with silence.

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Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

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What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

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Getting older just means that you have to start eating all the sad foods.

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Clubbing is a phase that you must go through and get over.

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If you think I’m rude, you should hear the voices in my head.

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

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Appliances always know when you’re getting a tax refund.

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Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out.

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I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

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Cool things happen when you start hanging out outside a lot. Animals just appear and stuff.

This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

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