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First date idea: unlock and switch phones with the other person for exactly two minutes and if no one is horrified then the date continues.

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Having a job ruined my life.

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Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.

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“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

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Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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Returning to Twitter is like coming back to a dysfunctional family.