I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. Posted onMar 18, 2025 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"If only time wasted could be converted into dollars 💸… I'd be a billionaire by now! ⏳😂 #TimeIsMoney" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 In terms of wasting time, today was very productive. Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.” I’m sorry I mistook all our laughs, long nights, sweet texts, and inside jokes as you caring. I’ll think twice before wasting my time again. I invoiced my boss two extra hours for the dream I had about work last night. I’m considering that overtime. We should be able to call in healthy: “I feel amazing today, and I’m not wasting it at work.”