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If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end.

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Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.

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I love hard, but I stupid harder.

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We all just kind of accept it as normal that we have a meat tentacle living inside of our mouth.

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I just sneezed into my elbow and now I’m waiting for a preschool teacher to praise me.

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People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

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Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

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My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

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Just give your kids the iPad. They’re the ones who’ll be fighting cyborgs in the future.

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Being an adult is realizing $1000 is little money to have, but a lot to owe.