I wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. Posted onSep 22, 2023May 6, 2024 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI wish I could invoice people for wasting my time. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Might make a living will because I don’t want my family deciding whether to pull the plug. My dad has a long history of being against wasting electricity. I wish I was a cat, because the fatter you are, the more people like you. Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once. Wish I came with subtitles because I mumble a lot. When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.
