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I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny.

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If rage were a workout, I'd have a six-pack by now! 🔥💪😆

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged calorie, fitness, frustration, humor, i, loss, rage, skinny, weight, weight loss, wish on Aug 19, 2025 by slickboy.

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