I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny. Commentary:If rage were a workout, I'd have a six-pack by now! 🔥💪😆 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I wish rolling your eyes burned calories. As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding. I wish I had a pair of skinny genes. Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.