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I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.

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🔇 "I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb" – a sentiment many of us can relate to! 🚫🔔 Who needs interruptions when you're busy binge-watching your favorite show or enjoying a peaceful nap? 🛌 Let's all petition for a universal "life on do not disturb" button! 😉

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged distraction, disturb, do not disturb, focus, humor, i, life, peace, put, whole, wish on Mar 9, 2025 by slickboy.

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