I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano.

Commentary:
Now that’s camp—serving looks and getting sacrificed to the fashion gods 🔥👠🌋

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