I would only enjoy the Met Gala if at the end of that runway they all walked into a volcano. Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Now that’s camp—serving looks and getting sacrificed to the fashion gods 🔥👠🌋 Related Funny Posts 🤝 It’s freaking me out to think of how bad I’d look at the Met Gala. Shrimp: “When I grow up, I want to be food waste at a gala.” I don’t want to brag but I walked into a room and remembered why I walked in. “I’d rather hurl myself into an active volcano!” -me, politely declining dates. Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.