Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.
  • If all men are the same, why does it take women so long to choose one?
  • This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.
  • Apparently there is a bird fight club who holds their meetings outside my window at about 5am.
  • Everybody say a little prayer for my husband, he just told me to calm down.
  • If I eat a magnet, will I become more attractive?