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Mar 26, 2026

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

Witty quote about self-care humorously suggesting a bad masseuse with a playful vibe.

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"Oh, the ultimate twist in spa history! The massage therapist becoming the massagee 🤣💆‍♂️ Who knew self-care could involve such a role reversal! #MassageTherapistGoals"

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I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

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