I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.” Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet. I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food. Being a dog must be wild, everyone you meet is your masseuse. Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win. Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.