If a portal opened up in front of me, I’d go in—no questions asked.

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What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

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Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

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Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own.

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I don’t care what other people think of me, at least mosquitoes find me attractive.

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Why do guys named Timothy go by Tim when they could go by Moth?

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Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

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Time machine? You mean a clock?

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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

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Roses are red. I’m going to bed.