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I miss when bills were none of my business.

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Feeling lonely? Just glue a coffee cup to the roof of your car. Everyone will wave to you.

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I need to get my shit together, but at this point, I’m waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in.

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Iโ€™m delusional but self-aware, I call that Delaware.

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My husband and I fell in love at first sight. Maybe I should have taken a second look.

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I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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When my sister drives, I am NOT passenger princess, I am a survivor.

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Memories are a bit fuzzy – but regrets? Theyโ€™re in 8K and Dolby Vision.

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Current situation: lying in bed, trying to manifest breakfast.

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everythingโ€™s either a demon or a butterfly and itโ€™s up to you to decide.

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Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

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I donโ€™t like the person I become when Iโ€™m alone in the break room with a box of donuts.

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Relationship status: We have changed from “I love you” to “I love YouTube”.

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You sound unhinged. Letโ€™s go get mugshots.

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I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

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If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, Iโ€™d love it. I donโ€™t know what my cat’s problem is.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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After 25, you’re pretty much 30.

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If the number 666 is considered evil, then technically, 25.8069758 is the root of all evil.

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.
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In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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Taking Adderall before going to lay on the beach so I can focus more on having a good time.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints?

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You canโ€™t boss me around. Youโ€™re not my bladder.

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According to my kidsโ€™ Christmas lists, they think this parenting gig pays pretty well.

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I don’t even know what the Transformers are fighting about, to be honest.

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Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, hereโ€™s another one.

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You look like the kind of person who would hit rock bottom and then start drilling.

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They probably killed the first few people whose eyes turned red in a photograph before they realized it wasnโ€™t any demon stuff.

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What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

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Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

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I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

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Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

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Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

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Young people are too young nowadays. Back in the good old days, young people were my age.

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A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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Not all angels are in heaven, me for example, Iโ€™m at work.

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I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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โ€œDonโ€™t take this the wrong way!โ€ Translation: Prepare for insult.

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