If at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppIf at first you don’t succeed, it’s only attempted murder. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this? If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant. Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels. Is it still murder if they said, “Some other time,” but I thought they said smother time?
