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What is the name of the course in medical school where you learn not to take your patients seriously?

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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80 years ago we would have all been institutionalized and I think that’s beautiful.

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There is a reason I’m single and it’s called my face.

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

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Narcissus fell in love with his own image, but was immediately annoyed at how it always tried to talk while he was talking.

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Nothing is more awkward than trying to tell an online joke to offline people.

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They should invent a day where you aren’t tired.

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Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasions. Like Wednesday.