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  • Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.
  • People who can fall asleep quickly freak me out… I mean, don’t they have thoughts?
  • ChatGPT’s primary use is to generate plausible excuses to leave dinner at the in-laws’.
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  • It’s funny how our brains remember that we have forgotten something, but not what we have forgotten.
  • I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.